whoreoscopes:

doomf:

That’s a cute foot fetish you got there, would you mind keeping it 25796323689432 feet away from me?

25796323689432 feet you say?

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clavid:

one time this girl uploaded her own nudes to facebook in the middle of a photo album of family photos

and i sent her a text and was like: why is there a picture of you naked in your family photos album

and she started freaking out and thanked me a whole lot

it wasn’t even classy nudes at all it was like this

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well im not artist but u get it

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claraoswah:

Rule 1: The Doctor lies.

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