That’s a cute foot fetish you got there, would you mind keeping it 25796323689432 feet away from me?
25796323689432 feet you say?
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Oh hey Kat, cool skirt you made there
Wait, what’s that pattern on it?
BOOM
DEVIL’S TRAP.
#JUST WHIP YOUR SKIRT OFF AND THROW IT AT THE DEMONS #HOW EMBARASSING FOR THEM #THEY WILL TRAPPED IN A FUCKING SKIRT WHILE YOU CAN STAND THERE AND LAUGH AT THEM IN YOUR PANTIES#FUCK YOU DEMONS YOU CAN SUCK MY DICK
omg i cant
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one time this girl uploaded her own nudes to facebook in the middle of a photo album of family photos
and i sent her a text and was like: why is there a picture of you naked in your family photos album
and she started freaking out and thanked me a whole lot
it wasn’t even classy nudes at all it was like this
well im not artist but u get it
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